Oh no. What's going on here? This has to be an early attempt at Sonic. If it can be proven that all of them are this wonky looking, it'll be moved to the Mutant Gear section right away!

You can count the terrible things wrong with this guy! Mini folded ears, club-feet, too short stumpy arms, wacky-eyes, snooty face, wrongly placed shoe stripes, and bad body construction to top it all off! How did anyone look at the picture on the tag and say "Oh yes, this plush looks JUST like him!" Argh!